Monthly Archives: March 2009

Here Lies America

The Republican party’s condemnation of Obama’s recent Congress-endorsed $800bn stimulus plan reeks of cowardice and partisanship after a decade of mismanagement, conceit and hypocrisy.

(Update: Now US$1 trillion.)

BOBBY JINDAL, the new Republican kid-on-the-block, has blatantly rejected Obama’s plan in his statement on behalf of the Republican party. A fresh face in America’s dynamic political scene, the 37-year-old Louisiana Governor is the first non-white Louisiana governer, and is the son of Indian immigrants. He is widely tipped to be one of the next Republican presidential candidates for 2012, and his high-profile stint as the Condemner of the Obama stimulus plan is a political manoeuvre to boost his profile – and it can hardly get more blatant.

It all boils down to the crucial distinction between the Democrats and Republicans: big government, or small government? Jindal, a strong conservative on numerous issues ranging from abortion to energy, declared that “the strength of America is not found in our government. It is found in the compassionate hearts and enterprising spirit of our citizens.” He believes that the American people is relying too much on govt spending and taxes. He leads by action, too, being the very first governor to announce his rejection of $90 million worth of Louisiana’s unemployment benefits, on the reasoning taht this would lead to a business tax increase. He has refused expanding state unemployment insurance coverage, and has made history doing so: Jindal is now the first state executive to officially refuse any part of the federal government’s payout to states.

He condemns the general spirit of the stimulus package as “irresponsible” – to dump such a massive sum of taxpayer’s dollars to revive the dwindling economy and ease the sharp credit contractions is unacceptable. The allegation? Not sustainable. Too much. The official Republican stance is that the stimulus package is “no way to strengthen our economy, create jobs, or build a prosperous future for our children”. He believes that “the way to strengthen our country is to restrain spending in Washington, to empower individuals and small businesses to grow our economy and create jobs”. As for his own state’s federal funding, he believes that “the federal money in this bill will run out in less than three years for this benefit and our businesses would then be stuck paying the bill.”

Republican trash: polemics and posturing

Perhaps, then, in the midst of populist anti-stimulus fanfare, it calls for a more thorough examination of the illustrious history of Republican politics. The most revolting part of the story is that Republican governors condemn the stimulus, but take the money anyway. It was wise to select Jindal to deliver the official party stance, but the simple truth is that few Republicans are as convicted as he is in depriving their voters of state support. This is good as it is bad – it means that for the handful of Republican governors who prefer cutting back on social spending and minimising state interference, the citizens in those states bestowed upon themselves the rare privilege of suffering in silence. But it also means that for the majority of Republicans governors and senators who accept federal handouts for the individual state’s social spending, a greater deal of citizens benefit from this money derived from a draconian, socialist agenda aimed at subverting the citizens and forcing them to ingest socialist medicine.

In his speech, Jindal said that Republicans have put forward plans to create jobs by (firstly) lowering income-tax rates, cutting taxes for small businesses, strengthening incentives for businesses to invest in new equipment and hire new workers, and (secondly) stabilizing home values by creating a new tax credit for home-buyers. And here’s what the governor confidently added: “these plans would cost less and create more jobs” than Obama’s proposals.

Much more than a symbol of desperation, it is the lack of two ideas central to today’s disaster: how the current crisis was caused, and possible solutions – there is little wonder why a lack of the former will make the Republicans a million miles from the latter. The argument that lowering personal income tax rates would boost aggregate demand is an idea found in conventional economics; since this provides more real income to American workers, there is incentive to increase productivity and boost efficiency in firms. This simplistic notion is fallacious at every single level – there is no proof or even co-relation present – recession or otherwise – how a tax cut would either boost productivity or increase spending in the economy. This microscopic increase in income would immediately be channelled to savings, a notion which all rational consumers will be inclined to take. The multiplier effect does not work here. For households with employed workers, there is far more incentive to save than spend, given the instability in asset prices.

The Big Lie

There is a far darker side to this saga, however, which few Republicans will ever want to admit, because it seems like an outrage. In a bid – unsurprising as it may be – to cut social spending (and therefore reduce government interference in affairs of the state), the Bush administration launched a two-part episode of tax cuts – one in 2001, and the other, in 2003. Now here’s the thing: the Bush tax cuts cost the Federal budget 1.6 trillion dollars. Now “tax cuts” are not not nearly as powerful as saying “Economic Growth and Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2001“. The US Internal Revenue Code was radically altered, streamlining and drastically reducing income tax rates, estate and gift tax exclusions, and qualified and retirement plan rules. (If you forgot.)

Now that was all fine and dandy – till America’s magic-wealth mechanism lasted till 2007. Then the period of irresponsible lending and borrowing came quite abruptly to an end. Now, Republicans complain of a $1 trillion stimulus plan. They say that buying toxic assets isn’t the way out of the solution. They say it isn’t the right way to lead them out of America’s problem. The only thing: they were the problem.

A tattered legacy

The twin strategies of cutting corporate taxes and providing more incentives for business to invest in factors of production are practically lifted from Obama’s multi-faceted plan. The Republican agenda is nothing but a useless mix of ambiguous and ill-defined policies, unable to mask the partisan thrust.  Jindal has had to resort to statements like: “Washington must lead. But the way to lead is not to raise taxes and not to put more money and power in the hands of Washington politicians. The way to lead is by empowering you — the American people.”

In more ways than one, then, Jindal is a shining beacon of Republican idiocy, folly and hard-headenesses. Far from offering “better ideas for a path forward”, the Bush administration skilfully turned an unprecedented budget surplus when he took office to a hole in the national coffers so immense, it is unrivalled in magnitude. So much for Republican-style “fiscal discipline”. The GOP’s insistence to stick to their agenda in exceptional times like these more clearly demonstrate the failed cause of “limited government”.

The current crisis was caused because of a culture of shameless risk dominating America’s investment banks. Banks lent and investors borrowed relentlessly. Not just in America – in every single major economy in the world, banks, insurers and investors alike, people bought debt – beautifully wrapped and repackaged with new labels.Policies were changed – the importance of good credit history and carefully-monitored financial tools were dismissed.

But the Republicans have not issued any statement or piloted any policy even remotely related to better financial responsibility and exposure, nor do they plan to do so anytime in the near future. That much Jindal can attest to “personal responsibility”. For now, I suggest he sticks to his Economics textbook.

[Write the names of 21 friends you can think off the top of your head, and then answer the questions. Say you’re guessing if you don’t know, but at least guess on all of them. After doing this, tag your 21 friends to do the same.]

1. Huang Wenjie (tagged!)
2. Conan Maverique (tagged too!)
3. Niccheeee (tagged three!)
4. Yoong Ren Yan (tagged four!)
5. Huang Jiahui (tagged five!)
6. Slu.. Jerms! (tagged six!)
7. Huang Renyong
8. Taniel
9. Laniel
10. Ashish Kumar
11. Nigella Fongus
12. Aaron Tang
13. Jun Sean
14. Bryan Lee
15. Joshua Tung
16. Chayyyy (Edmund)
17. Gerald Sng
18. Robyn Constance Y… what?
19. Wang Jingyi
20. Shan Zhee (according to Mr R)
21. Theodore

(I have quite a few who need to be tagged, but they do not exist on facebook. The list is non-preferential. It sort of drifted from 4C to People I Am Associated With to 1013A.)

-How did you meet 7?
(Huang Renyong) Sec 1D.

-What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
(Joshua Tung) I would have a much, much smaller ego. Thank you, Joshua.

-What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?
(Shan Zhi and Wenjie) It would be a beautiful affair. (Although I think Wenjie will be the only one who knows his partner’s name. Still, anonymous affairs are sexciting! As wenjie would claim.)

-Have you ever seen 17 cry?
(Gerald Sng) No.

-Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
(Yoong Ren Yan and Edmund Chay) I have no idea. Although I believe they should try. Opposites attract.

-Do you want to be 13’s friend forever?
(Jun Sean) Why not?

-Do you think 11 is attractive?
(Nigel Fong) OMG. Okay this answer requires proper elaboration. I don’t. But I’m certain lots of girls do! Lots. He’s the most popular RI guy. (Sorry, Nigel. Don’t make me delete this! And don’t kill me.)

-What’s 5’s favorite color?
(Huang Jiahui) We know this to be true.

-When was the last time you talked to 9?
(Laniel) Last night, over MSN.

-What language does 8 speak?
(Taniel) Mostly things which suan zorz people.

-Who is 13 going out with?
(Jun Sean) His deep, jolly laughter.

-What grade is 16 in?
(Edmund Chay) J1. His point, however, is on average, >3.9.  (We aren’t in a Grade system.)

-Would you ever date 17?
(Gerald Sng) No. For starters, we live on different islands. I am on the mainland. I can’t afford crossing over every day into Sentosa!

-Where does 18 live?
(Robyn) Serangoon Gardens, I believe.

-What is the best thing about 4?
(Ren Yan) He’s a good guy (gone bad, turned naughty).

-What would you like to tell 10 right now?
(Ashish Kumar) Stop commenting on our scandals on facebook! They’re meant to be private! You hear me! PRIVATE.

-What is the best thing about 20?
(Shan Zhi) He tells jokes. Lame ones. And daily.

-Have you ever kissed 2?
(Conan) NO. But he tried… oh he tried…

-What’s the best memory you have of 5?
(Huang Jiahui) MarvinLoh: I need to refer to one article; does anyone have the Economist?

-When’s the next time you’re going to see 4?
(Ren Yan) In three days time. On Monday. At 7:45, in the canteen.

-How is 7 different from 6?
(Renyong vs. Jeremy Sia) Hard to say. Both are unfairly tall, both like love math, oh… 7 wears glasses and plays rugby. 6 wears trousers and plays math.

-Is 2 pretty?
(Conan Chui) Yes. (Or at least he tries to appear so.)

-What was your first impression of 15!
(Joshua Tung) Did you enter the wrong class? This is 3C, you know.

-How did you meet 3?
(NicChee) Geog RA.

-Is 15 your best friend?
(Joshua Tung) No. But he’s my pet friend. One of those you can introduce to Person B and let them coddle, fondle, and dandle.

-Do you hate 12?
(Aaron Tang) No. (Working together for 2 entire years worth of projects is evidence enough.)

-Have you seen 18 in the last month?
(Robyn) Last weekend at/after DC Finals. I saw her eat meat-balls. Her mouth was RED WITH BLOOD.

-When was the last time you saw 16?
(Edmund Chay) Approx 2 weeks ago.

-Have you been to 5’s house?
(Huang Jiahui) Nope.

-When’s the next time you’ll see 10?
(Ashish) Monday.

-Are you close to 11?
(Nigel) Yes. At least before this facebook meme. ;D

-Have you been to the movies with 4?
(Yoong Ren Yan) Yes – in fact, he’s my most regular cinema partner. We do things inside cinemas.

-Have you gotten in trouble with 8?
(Daniel Tan) Yes. He shook me up.

-Would you hug 19?
(Jingyi) Why not?

-When have you lied to 3?
(NicChee) Never. You can never, ever bear to lie someone cute. You just can’t.

-Is 11 good at socializing?
(Renyong) I guess so. Okay, Yes.

-Do you know a secret about 8?
(Daniel Tan) He needs braces.

-Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
(Aaron and Robyn) They don’t really know each other. But both are muggers of the highest quality.

-What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9?
(Laniel) He’s cute. And he talks Physics. (I stopped saying the former in sec 3, because he didn’t like it. I stopped saying the latter in J1, because I’m Humans and he’s non-Human(s)  .)

-What’s the worst thing about 6?
(Jeremy Sia) Oh dear, where shall I begin… (He’s really a nice guy. Really.)   (Reallyy!!!)

-Have you ever had a crush on 12?
(Aaron Tang) No. But on his Mac, yes.

-How long have you known 2?
(Conan) 2 years ++

-Have you ever been in a fight with 13?
(Jun Sean) No. He would laugh deeply, and I will tremble. So no fights with Junsean.

-Does 11 have a bf/gf?
(Nigel Fong) Oh dear. (Will not answer this for fear of my life.)

-Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
(Huang Wenjie) Don’t think so. (*winks*)

-Has 21 met your mother?
(Theodore) No.

-How did you meet 11?
(Nigel Fong) In sec 3…

-Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
(NicChee) No. (Okay, yes. I pinched him. But not too many times.) (Okay, many times. But not too many.)

-Do you live close to 7?
(Renyong) He lives obscenely close to school. I don’t.

-What is 8’s favorite food?
(Daniel Tan) Roasted Renyak.

-What kind of car does 1 have?
(Wenjie) No idea.

-Have you traveled anywhere with 9?
(Laniel) Duh. With the laws of physics we have traversed the universe together. And that includes you, honeypuffs.

-If you gave 14 $100, what would he/she spend it on?
(Bryan Lee) He would travel the half the monopoly board, then smile.